eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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