we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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