What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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