Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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