i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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