Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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