I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
