drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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