We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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