Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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