bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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