wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Is it because I queefed?
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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