He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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