Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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