i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Dicks are not precious.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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