if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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