Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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