OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I still have a little drunk in my system
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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