I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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