i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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