I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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