Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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