a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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