come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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