It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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