Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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