Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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