I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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