WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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