my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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