Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
