she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What a dumb baby whore.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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