Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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