STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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