What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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