can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You need a sexual gate keeper
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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