with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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