playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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