remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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