my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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