I forgot how hot balto sounded
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize