I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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