her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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