you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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