whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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