his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Bring me that man meat
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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