how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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