He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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