what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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