was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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