I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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