So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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