O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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