i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You made out with two different species that night
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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