ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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