If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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